West Midlands finds tenuous link to Titanic.
Meanwhile, investigative journalists in Somerset seek to finally answer the question on everybody’s lips.
A template is published in Gwent.
Perfectly normal behaviour continues in Littlehampton.
Man in Axminster not arrested for drunk driving due to sobriety.
Meanwhile residents of Leeds hang bags of poo from tree.
Residents of Weymouth put lampshade on ‘aggressive’ street light.
In Northampton a pensioner who once ate a trolley is to retire from doing silly things.
Residents in Oxford are reminded not to park in the middle of the road.
Thankfully a ‘public protest’ (yes her again) soon set the issue straight.
There’s a weird smell in Wigan.
Beware the bacon burglar of Redhill
From Holly @hollai
