Tile falls off roof in Worthing.
When a crowd of more than eight people saw something unidentifiable floating in the River Parrett last year, the Bridgwater Mercury stepped in.
It later published this informative update, identifying the object as either a pig, cow, turtle or body.
Not actual object.
Over in Powys it is confirmed that dragon sausages do not contain real dragons.
And, just to be sure: “The trading standards department ran a full analysis - and proved there was no dragon in it.”
For anyone with doubts, a hat is a woollen head garment.
I would rather know what I can get from the Information Centre for 50p.
This chilling account of an unprovoked attack on a chair set the local journalism bar pretty high back in 2007. It happened on the ‘grassy area’ in Kendal.
How the chair might have looked.
